MY experiences for YOU: 2012

Funniest Profession Definitions :

Civil Servant : Someone who isn’t civil and doesn’t serve.

Nurse : A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

HR Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Psychologist : Someone who looks at everyone else when an attractive woman enters the room.

Statistician : Someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an engineer.

Programmer : Someone who fixes a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand.

Consultant : Someone who uses your wife’s watch, tells you the time,and then charges you for it.

Economist : An expert who will know tomorrow why that which he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today.

Banker : Someone who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and takes it back when it starts to rain

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where was my salary going??

Long long ago........
Lot of ppl use to ask me that....you still looks simple even you are doing job!!
Come on...change your style, mobile, bla bla..bla.....finally they will ask
What are you doing with your salary??
Where was our salary going??
Then I also got same doubt Where was my salary going??

The truth is.....I too dont know...well let me figure out!!

On or before 1st day of every month, my salary will be credited to account. Like some recharge topup's, my salary validity is 30days..;) Because it will over by the end of the day or earlier than that...

When salary credited to my account I will get SMS update, every month end I use to keep on checking my phone Inbox. Then I will transfer some amount to my parents, then my needs comes next. I dont have any savings yet....because I m still in earning only.....!!

This who I manage my salary....
45% - For my parents
20% - Stay and food
15% - Transport
15% - General spending's(like mobile RC, snacks, movies... )
5% - other's
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Credit 100% Salary
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Debit 100% Salary
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Balc 0%
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